Rebbitzen: Hebrew for "Rabbi's wife"
Just before Rosh Hashanah, a man hears about a gay synagogue in San Francisco.
He's very excited, as this sounds like what he's been yearning for. He gets there, and sure enough, there's a gay cantor and a gay rabbi, and the Congregation too is mostly gay.
He joins in the service, but is terribly distracted by the handsome young man sitting next to him.
(There's really no good place to put a divider in a gay synagogue.)
Finally, he gives into temptation and puts his hand on the young man's knee.
Immediately two large men rush over, pick him up, carry him out of the sanctuary, and toss him down the stairs onto the street.
"Why did you do that?" he cried. "I thought this is a gay synagogue!"
"It is," replied one of his ejectors.
"But nobody messes with the rebbitzen."
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