Mmmmm, when we're 64

This past December  our family took a Tripcation: (Trip: with kids, Vacation: just Gail & I). 
Anyway, the weather was PERFECT (low 80's).

Perhaps it's because I'm older, perhaps it's because I knew Chicago winter weather was just around the corner, but gained an appreciation for the phrase "retire somewhere warm".  I get it. 

Along with thoughts of future retirement (long far forward future) I received this bit of humor today.

Thought it worth sharing . . . 

When we came out of the shop, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. 
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “asshole”. 
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Gail called him a “shit head”.  
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.  
This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. ;)